Ca de obicei, pe mine ma cuprinde isteria cand toata lumea s-a calmat deja, sau este pe punctul de a se calma.
Ma refer acum la isteria cauzata de Twilight :D. Cumparat carte ieri. Terminat carte tot ieri. I loved it!! (acum toti cititorii de chestii intelectuale isi dau ochii peste cap) Anyway, mi-a placut pentru ca imi satisface pe deplin setea de visare. Sunt gagica si chestiile astea ma prind. Vampiri frumosi, mister, o poveste de dragoste si un sfarsit care, la 3 noaptea te face sa-ti dai pumni in cap ca te-ai zgarcit si nu ai cumparat si volumul 2. Give me more of that!
Si se pare ca datorita lui Jacky (care imi daruieste intreaga serie drept cadou intarziat de ziua mea) vor urma niste nopti albe :D.
Acum, trecand de partea frumoasa, ajungem la partea in care oameni care nu ar trebui sa aiba internet totusi au. Si il si folosesc.
Tastam frumos pe google "i want to become a vampire". Rezultatele? In primul rand, o droaie de copilasi de 13 ani care au vazut filmul, si vor si ei sa fie frumosi si destepti ca un vampir:
"So!!!!I am a 13 year old girl and i want so much to be a vampire!!!!I understand this at the time I saw Twilight and read New Moon!!!!!!!But I know that vampire characteristics isn’t that she explains!It’s one reason about that I want to be!!!!!!I want please someone to explain to me more about vampires and to do this super bite!!!!!!!!Please not ignore it and I say this to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!vampXdesire,eyedvampirepri and CreeperHathor!!!!!!!!!!!!please guys help me I want it so much!"
Apoi, ceva pedofili probabil si oameni cu fetisuri legate de sange:
"i love blood but i’m not a vampires not yet
I live in okc 2303 sw 33 in youngs"
(in viziunea mea putea la fel de bine sa spuna si "imi plac minorele. as face orice pentru o pasarica stramta de fetita." si era acelasi lucru.)
Avem si cativa vampriri adevarati care dau sfaturi despre cum sa te transformi in unul: "
How did i do it?
Welll, first of all if you really want to be able
to be a true vampire, you don't have to have
vampire parents, no you must be at heart...
once that's mastered. then you have to
research, everything, i mean everything,
years if that's what it takes, and if your true,
then you will put up years researching.
Once that's done, bite. bite like the wind.
start with nibbleing. as a joke,
but once you bite, please, respect our
silver rule... don't bite too much you don't want
your victom to die. Sure they say that in movies,
but thats not true. The last rule, never bite friends.
evereverever.
Thanks :)
- Molly." (nu e singura, doar una dintre cele mai cretine.)
Unii isi dau seama ca numai locul in care traiesc ii impiedica sa devina vampiri:
"Ever since i was a child I’ve always been fascinated with vampires and i have always wanted to become one.
Now i don’t want to become a vampire because i want to fit in the Gothics, emos. cutters or any of the i want to vampire merely because i love them and want to be like them. I’ve done all my researcher on vampires and I’ve been searching for a year and a half now but because i live in Jamaica it’s really hard to find one but i will be coming to the states very soon and if anyone out the is willing to help me please contact me at denile_hatiesha@yahoo.com "
Poate sunt doar niste adolescenti care se joaca. Mai grav este cand ajungi pe forumui unde oameni care par sa fie fie trecuti de varsta adolescentei discuta la modul serios despre vampiri si transformare. Ba chiar sunt total revoltati de seria "Twilight" deoarece este plina de minciuni cu adresa la rasa lor.
De asta dai numai in primele 10 minute. Daca insisti...nici nu vreau sa-mi inchipui. Ceva mai rezonabili sunt cei care se ocupa cu "istoria vampirilor". Cei mai multi noteaza pur si simplu aparitia conceptului de vampir in diferite culturi. Ce ne facem insa cu restul? Ca la azil sigur nu incap toti.
